CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
01/17/2014 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (65)


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:01

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Not anymore...


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
01/17/2014 at 11:02

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WHAT?


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:02

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WHAT???


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:02

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Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 11:03

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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:03

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:03

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What if an ice cream truck had this set up lol :]


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:04

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LET ME TURN THIS DOWN, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > EL_ULY
01/17/2014 at 11:04

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My poor eardrums.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:05

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WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU..


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:05

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MY EARDRUMS ARE BLEEDING, ARE YOURS?


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 11:05

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DID YOU SAY YOU WERE WEARING A GOWN?


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
01/17/2014 at 11:06

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DID YOU SAY YOUR DRUMS ARE BEATING?


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:08

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WAIT, WHY ARE YOU GOING TO FROWN?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:08

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WHAT ABOUT BOBBY BROWN??


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 11:09

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NO, I'M NOT GOING TO TOWN!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
01/17/2014 at 11:09

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DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CLOWN?


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:11

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I'M NOT SURE YOUR BEDROOM HABITS ARE ANY BUSINESS OF MINE, BUT I'M SURE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU WON'T GO DOWN!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:11

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WHO'S ABOUT TO DROWN??

OK OK.. I'm done


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 11:13

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HECK NO, I WON'T DROWN!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
01/17/2014 at 11:14

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SOMETHING, SOMETHING NOUN.

I'm done too.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:15

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PRAY FOR THE POOR MOLESTED RX-8!

IT DIDN'T CHOOSE TO SCREAM WITH SPEAKERS ALL THE TIME!

SAVE THE ROTARIES!


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:16

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH DRINKING CROWN?


Kinja'd!!! d00mZ > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:16

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Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
01/17/2014 at 11:22

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I'LL DRINK TO THAT!!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 11:23

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DID YOU SAY YOU WEAR A STINKING CROWN?


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:28

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SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOUR CAR IS LEAKING.


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:29

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NO I DON'T HAVE A "THINKING FROWN", WHO NAMES THEIR EXPRESSIONS!?!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
01/17/2014 at 11:34

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NO, MY CAR ISN'T SQUEAKING!!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:36

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I do NOT like this Sam I Am!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 11:37

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NO, I'M NOT IN A DEPRESSION!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > MonkeePuzzle
01/17/2014 at 11:39

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WHAT? SAM DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN??


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:43

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WHAT ABOUT WOMEN'S OPPRESSION???


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 11:46

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WHAT??? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MENSTRUATION?


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:53

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YES, MASTICATION IS VERY IMPORTANT, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO CHOKE!!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 11:57

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NO, IT DEFINITELY IS NOT A JOKE!!


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 11:59

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WELL I'M GLAD YOU DON'T SMOKE!!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 12:11

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NO, I'M REALLY NOT BROKE!!


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 12:18

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WELL I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE A BLOKE!!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 12:20

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NOPE, YOU DIDN'T SEE ME WEARING A CLOAK!!!


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 12:24

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WHERE ARE YOU HEARING A CROAK?


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 12:39

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HECK YEAH, I'LL HAVE A COKE!!


Kinja'd!!! Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 12:44

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Which made me think of The Chemical Brothers - The test.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Wouldn't mind hearing that song over that soundsystem... From a distance. With my custom molded ear plugs in.

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Kinja'd!!! Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French > EL_ULY
01/17/2014 at 12:57

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Then he wouldn't know what ice cream you want to buy...


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French
01/17/2014 at 12:59

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lol that's what the picture are for :]


Kinja'd!!! Tentacle, Dutchman, drives French > EL_ULY
01/17/2014 at 13:03

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Well, okay, yes. That would work. Afterwards, you'd need sign language too probably.


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 13:27

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I'M SORRY, I DON'T DO DRUGS


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 14:26

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YOU SAY YOU BEAT YOUR RUGS??


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 14:31

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HEY NOW, I WOULD NEVER HURT AN ANIMAL, NOT EVEN A PUG!!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 14:33

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DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED A HUG??


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 14:36

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I ALREADY HAVE A MUG, THANKS THOUGH!!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 14:41

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INTERESTING. I'VE NEVER WANTED TO HAVE A THUG.


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 14:44

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WHO DOES? I USUALLY CALL AN EXTERMINATOR FOR THOSE.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 14:55

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WHY WOULD YOU HAUL AN EXTERMINATOR??


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 14:56

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YOU CAN'T MAUL A TERMINATOR, YOU CAN ONLY RUN AND TRY NOT TO DIE.

Yes, it's a slow day at the office, why do you ask?


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 15:00

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WHY WOULD YOU BALL A TERMINATOR??

Slow for me too.


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 15:12

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PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED RUNNING FROM IT!

Seriously slow, 4:30 cannot get here soon enough. It's been bourbon o'clock since about 11AM, too bad we can't drink at work.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 15:18

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YOU SAY YOUR PANTS RIPPED WHILE RUNNING??

I think 11AM drinking should be allowed on Fridays.


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 15:22

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YOU STRIPPED WHILE GUNNNING??? KINKY!!!

Agreed, start off with some Baileys, Kahlua, or chocolate liquer in the coffee, a good beer with lunch, and then a double of bourbon to sip on towards the end of the day. Road rage would not exist! Course the number of wrecks and DUI's would sky rocket, but hey, you have to make trade offs somewhere.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 15:28

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NO, I SAID I FLIPPED WHILE SUNNING!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CKeffer
01/17/2014 at 15:29

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Oops........put it in wrong place.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 16:19

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There's a joke here...I know it...


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > cazzyodo
01/17/2014 at 16:25

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Oh, geez. No, there's not!


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > $kaycog
01/17/2014 at 16:37

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It's clearly been a long day for everyone involved. Best to let that one slide


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > cazzyodo
01/17/2014 at 16:39

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That's a good idea! :D